Hot Hot Weng

30 08 2009

 

I feel priviledged of actually watching Weng Weng. I watched his movies when I was a kid and I was particulary impressed about how he always bagged the Hot Leading Lady. And the movies were replete with apparent seriousness, as if the director was actually convinced that a two-foot super-agent can actually beat the crap out of hulking goons. (It was said that he was trained at Jeet Kune Do by Dan Inosanto, Bruce Lee’s number 1 student.)

 As I grew up I forgot about him. Then I managed to get some infos about him, this time Weng Weng is receiving posthumous recognition from the international community. The superspy, James Bond-posing lothario is now currently being enjoyed at Australia.

Sikat na si Weng Weng

 And the ancient thought resurfaced. He always got the Hot Leading Lady.  I worked up some theories regarding his Casanova appeal and came up with these:

1. His Height – Girls go gaga over these indispensable qualities of men: Neutony and Strenght. His height will remind women of children, and women love childen because of their Maternal Instincts, and when women’s Maternal Instincts were tickled, Pop! Goes Their Heart. Women also love the feeling of being protected by some guy. And if the guy can show to a woman that he can actually beat someone to protect her, Pop! Goes Her Heart. Weng Weng exudes these two qualities, making him a Two Foot Casanova.

The Two Foot Casanova

2. Law of Compensation – The reason why Einstein is a genius and Bill Gates a billionaire. Their homely appearance is compensated by something Big, either by a Big Brain or a Big Bank Account. In Weng Weng’s case, I really think he got a Huge Package that seriously put normal sized men’s package into shame.

Fiesta Weng!

With these said, You can actually believe that he is Well Endowed. Too bad he gone so young.

Tags: Australia, Jack Black, James Bond, Superspy, Weng Weng
Categories : Huuwaat Da??!!!, Moving Images